#1. ASK THEN MOVE!
When you go to church, if there are 2 open seats at the end of a row, DO NOT assume they are open, even if you ask the family sitting in the row if they are saved.
(Yep, after asking first, then sitting down, a family asked Kris and I to move about 2 minutes later!!!!) I was shocked! WWJD?!?!?
#2. WATCH WHERE YOU STEP!
We have both have stepped in more gum, in the last 3 weeks, than in our whole lives.. and it is SO sticky! I think from the humidity.. haha
#3. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME
I have naturally wavy hair.. not cute wavy, just annoying. So when I get ready, I straighten it. WELL, as soon as I walk outside.. My hair looks like this :(
#4. BRING AN UMBRELLA
It rains almost everyday here! I walked in the store yesterday under perfectly clear skies and not 2 minutes later it started pooring.. WHAT THE ?!?!
#5. THEY DON'T AGE!!
The population here in Beaumont is over 50% African American, to say the least Kris and I are the minority. BUT that is not what I learned on this one, it is that African American women do not age! Seriously, their skin is wrinkle free and gorgeous.. NOT FAIR!
The rain is thanks to hurricane season. It's like every afternoon the skies decide to open up, but can't fully commit so you'll hit sun and rain withing the same 5 minute drive! I agree about the ageless women too! I have a girl that comes to my class that seriously looks younger than me until she admitted she had a 19 year old. What the?! Maybe I SHOULD be drinking the water!
ReplyDeletehaha...you are hilarious ashley :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha - I love you - WWJD!! HILARIOUS :) Lovin the blog lover - love even more that you put Amy LOU Fromm for me.. MISS YOU!
ReplyDelete#1 Ha Ha! Crazy Mormons.
ReplyDeleteha!! this is hilarious! love it.
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